I sat in the bathroom with Hannah and took a piss as she sat eye level with me and towards the end, looked her straight in the eye and farted very lightly for a long moment

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nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

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greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

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unslaad-krosis replied to your post
unslaad-krosis:
Wimps are usually the nice ones hahaha. Learn to gauge, I guess?
yeah probably. egh whatevs i’ll just live with 4 cats and a cardboard cut out of Soul Eater in a cave for the rest of my life anyway. nobody will notice the difference.
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Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

George Carlin  (via taylor-tami)
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  • #ahhhhh yesssssss #woofasaurus #xxbjoo
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Like do u know how tired I’ve been of making the first move???????????!? Like ya it works but woo ME for once holy shit. One time the guy made the first move and I was so fucking relieved I wasn’t involved with a whimp.

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