I sat in the bathroom with Hannah and took a piss as she sat eye level with me and towards the end, looked her straight in the eye and farted very lightly for a long moment
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.
Wimps are usually the nice ones hahaha. Learn to gauge, I guess?yeah probably. egh whatevs i’ll just live with 4 cats and a cardboard cut out of Soul Eater in a cave for the rest of my life anyway. nobody will notice the difference.
Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;
Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.George Carlin (via taylor-tami)
Like do u know how tired I’ve been of making the first move???????????!? Like ya it works but woo ME for once holy shit. One time the guy made the first move and I was so fucking relieved I wasn’t involved with a whimp.